SOCIAL MEDIA COOL GOOD TIMES
Sometimes, the best opportunities seem the smallest. And by that I mean you have more chances of producing an Instagram post about a boy whose face is on backwards than producing an expensive television commercial about a boy whose face is on backwards. Here is a collection of some of my favorite social media moments.
If you had a beard before they got cool then congratulations—you’re 15,438 years old.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 19, 2014
Before a model becomes a supermodel she must first climb into a pupa made out of twigs, leaves and her own spit.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) August 13, 2014
The only difference between the words “knuckles” and “cantaloupe” is their spelling and meaning and pronunciation.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) August 5, 2014
Real patriots celebrate the 4th by only using the words “American,” “eagle screech,” or “holy crap touchdown” for the next 48 hours.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) July 4, 2014
What CAN’T lasers do? Hurry up we’re on a quiz show!
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 29, 2014
Don’t judge a man by the size of his yacht but by the size of the speedboat that’s inside the yacht.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 15, 2014
It’s 2014. Can't we think of a more sensitive and politically correct term for “monster truck”?
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 17, 2014