SOCIAL MEDIA COOL GOOD TIMES

Sometimes, the best opportunities seem the smallest. And by that I mean you have more chances of producing an Instagram post about a boy whose face is on backwards than producing an expensive television commercial about a boy whose face is on backwards. Here is a collection of some of my favorite social media moments.

His son choosing Timber over Bearglove was clearly an issue for this father, but not as much of an issue as his son’s backward face.

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Dec 16, 2015 at 1:39pm PST

This man is worried about whether to use Bearglove, Swagger or Timber when he should be worried about how not to get mustard on your face when your hands are made of corn dogs. #teambearglove #teamswagger #teamtimber

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Aug 28, 2015 at 10:12am PDT

If you had a beard before they got cool then congratulations—you’re 15,438 years old.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 19, 2014

Attention high school graduates: If you’re considering “ninja” as a career path, a smart, budget-friendly option might be a ninja-focused community college.

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Jun 6, 2014 at 9:33am PDT

Before a model becomes a supermodel she must first climb into a pupa made out of twigs, leaves and her own spit.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) August 13, 2014

This isn't where Old Spice really comes from, but it's funnier than explaining the paperwork-intensive manufacturing process and supply-chain logistics.

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Mar 4, 2015 at 10:05am PST

The only difference between the words “knuckles” and “cantaloupe” is their spelling and meaning and pronunciation.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) August 5, 2014

One in every seven camel humps contains a refreshingly pleasant antiperspirant stick. #naturefacts

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Mar 6, 2015 at 9:44am PST

Real patriots celebrate the 4th by only using the words “American,” “eagle screech,” or “holy crap touchdown” for the next 48 hours.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) July 4, 2014

Old Spice Fiji lets you smell like a much cooler vacation than you can actually afford.

A photo posted by Old Spice (@oldspice) on Feb 3, 2015 at 9:52am PST

What CAN’T lasers do? Hurry up we’re on a quiz show!
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 29, 2014

Don’t judge a man by the size of his yacht but by the size of the speedboat that’s inside the yacht.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 15, 2014

It’s 2014. Can't we think of a more sensitive and politically correct term for “monster truck”?
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) April 17, 2014